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Qubit Cannot Tahan

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There is a qubit in Singapore,

Idling hard at the computer’s core.

   When MRT drives by,

   Magnetic field gets high,

Qubit cannot tahan, works no more.

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Inequality Test

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Ah Lian, Ah Beng, and a qubit pair,

Test the inequality with care.

    Correlations too strong,

   When quanta come along.

Uncle John’s mistake? They wonder where.

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Dancing Ions

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Ten little ions dancing in the trap,

It is ultracold, so they take a nap.

    Wake! Factor number six!

   Alamak, need some tricks!

Let's try Shor and party in the lab.

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Uncle Erwin's Cat

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Erwin so sad, cannot find his cat.

I put her in the box, says the brat.

    Got poison in the box?

   No lah, just smelly socks.

Cat alive? Use common sense on that!

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Eve, the electron

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Electron Eve craves a spectacle.

Now how? Is she wave or particle?

   Same same but different,

   And surely coherent!

Who would not call that a miracle?

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Singlish protocol

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Auntie calls Uncle: "Where you now, ah?"

"Hiding the key from kaypoh Ah Mah."

   "Use prime pair encrypter!"

   "She got q-decrypter!"

"Fear not, run QKD from Quantumlah!"

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